Storyteller. Comedian. Dad. I've got four shows that I perform. I've given two TEDx talks. My penis is the least interesting part of me. She/Her/Hers

Swillburg. It's a real place.
Joined October 2014
(TW: Child abuse) . . . . . . When my oldest son was 10-12 years old, a wave of child sexual abuse revelations & accusations started getting a lot of press. That was the age many of the victims were when they said the abuse started. So I took a special interest in this story. 🧵
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Listen to me Don't listen to me Talk to me Don't talk to me Dance with me Don't Dance with me Beep beep
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Penny Sterling is Home Alone (she/her) ⚧ retweeted
Talking about spooky stuff on @WXXIrochester's Connections with @evandawson + @mmackmedia today at 1 pm EST! 👻 Joining @MimZWay + @sterling_penny as they share some stories to talk about why, despite years of debunking, we still love to hear about ghosts. wxxinews.org/2022-09-29/comi…
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My “great face for radio” look, aka the velvet dirndl.
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Hey y'all, @MimZWay and I will be on Connections on WXXI (AM 1370 or FM 107.5) at 1pm today to discuss her show Rochester Ghost Stories!
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This is stupid. This is really, really stupid. There's absolutely no reason to be sending people out into what is literally a killer storm like this. This is just storm porn at this point.
Jim Cantore just got whacked by fallen tree debris on live television. Give this man a pay raise.
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It’s always interesting, even seven years after transitioning, to discover new things. For example, today I discovered how hard it is to get in and out of a Subaru in a pencil skirt.
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The view from my classroom window.
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These things bug me because they don't understand that just because I believe that gender can be fluid for some people, it doesn't necessarily mean that mine feels fluid at all. Do I believe gender can be fluid? Of course. Is mine? Not really.
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Today’s teaching look. Making straights uncomfortable since 2015.
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Crimsoncrisp apples are the best apples in the history of apples. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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“Look at what you made me do!” cries person doing what he’s always dreamed of doing.
A pathetic aspect of rightwing “intellectuals” is their eager moral self-infantilization: only people on the left exercise moral agency. Reactionaries, by contrast, are always helpless before their worst urges, their most evil choices an unavoidable reaction to leftist action.
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Every time I go into the kitchen Foof thinks it's time to eat. Considering I have to go through the kitchen to get to both the bathroom and my bedroom, I have a pretty distressed kitty.
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Penny Sterling is Home Alone (she/her) ⚧ retweeted
Sci-fi is when Wonder Woman fights villains from outer space, fantasy is thinking Wonder Woman will go on a date with you.
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Fantasy is when a strong, capable woman is woke pc garbage that ruins it. Sci-fi is when a strong, capable woman is woke pc garbage that ruins it.
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I don’t mind her sitting there. I *do* mind the constant editorial suggestions.
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When you have no idea what grooming is or where it takes place
Stop taking our children to drag shows and start taking them to church.
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Foof just jumped up on my lap, farted, then jumped back off. My cat is an asshole.
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What is bumper sticker even saying? "I assault rifle NY?" "I shoot NY?" What a ridiculous misunderstanding of iconography.
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Good morning! As I migrate into my autumnal clothes I have discovered that I've lost so much weight that what were once my skinny jeans have become my fat pants.
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