Spending $800 an hour to fly the helicopter to tell kids to get out of the pool because we don’t have money for lifeguards just sums up America perfectly.
“This is the Baltimore City Police Dept. helicopter unit. Please exit the swimming pool. There is no lifeguard on duty. For your safety, exit the swimming pool.”
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Replying to @thickyrubio
couldn't just send a car over? the fuck?

Jul 1, 2022 · 7:28 PM UTC

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Replying to @stro_b @thickyrubio
I guess the '''reasonable''' answer is they were already flying in the area, but that just leaves more questions Do they just decide to take random patrols in a fuckin helicopter? "Bob you got your pilots license, let's go fuck around in the heli"
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Like it's so overly excessive to loiter in a heli just to shout at kids. Like, atleast pretend to be focusing on speeding cars etc This is like if a patrol car randomly harassed a lemonade stand... Oh wait
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