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Joined March 2019
Out of respect for the solemnity and humorlessness of Pride Month, I’ve been keeping all my good LGBTQ jokes in the closet until July 1.
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Twitter, on July 2: “Really? You had to tell a gay joke a day after Pride Month?”
1. It doesn’t have to be this way. We can all just share dad jokes around here. 2. Real life is not fine and sunny for everyone. Dad jokes can help there too, but only a little.
Twitter is awful and dark today. Real life is fine and sunny. The weeping and gnashing of teeth will subside when the next thing drops... but could be rough here for a while. Hold tight and consider muting some keywords if you're overloaded.
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Progressives: Why are non-progressives so obsessed with the n-word!? Also progressives: Non-progressive minorities are house n*****s.
"Still a n*gger" We've never stopped being n*ggers to these woke white supremacists. Democrats won't call this out but I will.
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I wanted to make an abortion joke but th
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“What happened to you?” ~ Folks to whom something happened
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The first black woman in history is confirmed to the Supreme Court and two months later a bunch of white men are calling it to be abolished. 🧐
It has become necessary to dissolve the Supreme Court of the United States. The first step is for a state the "court" has now forced guns upon, to ignore this ruling. Great. You're a court? Why and how do think you can enforce your rulings? #IgnoreTheCourt
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Thank you! Finally someone brave enough to say who’s responsible for the war on birthing people: Women.
Here’s the list of women that are responsible for why #RoeVsWade has been overturned: Susan Sarandon Briahna Gray Nina Turner Rose McGowan Krystal Ball Katie Halper Marianne Williamson Any other woman I’m missing?
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Why do nihilists like circles? Because there’s no point.
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Strxwmxn 🌵 retweeted
Great idea. If Republicans have the Senate under President DeSantis, he can get himself a 9-0 Supreme Court that way. Glad you thought this one through, Dan.
If it takes 50 votes to confirm a Supreme Court justice, it should only take 50 votes to overrule them when they act like highly-partisan politicians.
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roe v wade was a terrible decision but overturning it without legal protections in place is terrible too and abortion should be legal but probably not in the last trimester and women are hurting and it's all very complicated and everything is such a mess
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Replying to @strxwmxn
Straight? During Pride? Wow.
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Let me get this straight: [a meandering argument twisted with pretzel logic wrapped around a word salad while ambling on a Möbius strip]
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That settles it.
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My company announced today that they’ll cover travel expenses for certain medical care that is no longer available to employees in their state of residence.
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Slay him, king. Literally.
The difference is that MY reasons for supporting political violence are the correct ones.
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Fascists literally do not care how hard you vote. They are not trying to win elections. Violence is the only language they understand, and it’s time we start speaking it.
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Abortion should be like steak. Safe, legal, and rare.
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