Git off the lawn I don't have

New York and thereabout
Joined July 2011
Folks, it seems to me that Twitter has recently become little more than an asshole collection. I think I'll take a little break.
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My every other week or so disclaimer: Bigshotprof is just a gag. I am in no way a Bigshot of any kind. 😉
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I've gotta admit it. In my humble opinion, Twitter is turning into a back alley. 😮‍💨
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My daughter Lexi Lord has been missing from KC,KS since 9-16-22. She may still be in the Kansas City area or in central Florida. (Daytona, Orlando, DeLand) Please help me find her. Make the go viral, retweet, share and trending. Thank you. @luhstakka Lexi’s social media.
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Attention Pop Culture profs. The movie Armageddon is one of the best flicks for breaking down the segments of the plot for really college students. Give it a go if you haven't.
In a world where superhumans aren’t considered heroes, one girl must decide if her powers are a part of her worth keeping. theindiebook.store/product/i… #read
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Putin's plot to go ahead and just name some Ukraine territory as his is pretty much just being the brattiest kid in daycare.
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#UberEats allowed a driver to steal my food and will not give me my refund, I have the order number too what the actual fucking fuck????????????????????????????
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Guy named Brandon Williams why on TV this morning and said Joe was raising the price of gas. Gas has lowered too at least a dollar less in central New York. Brandon might want to study up.
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#WarAndMilitarySongsAndFilms Too easy: Another One Bites the Dust. 😉
Do Republican supporters understand that their Social Security will also be taken away?
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#INeedALifeCoachFor Each of my last three life coaches.
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This is completely off the record. I started watching Doctor Who again. Then I remembered that the guy who played the Doctor also played the bad guy in Gone in Sixty Seconds. Aarrgghhh how do I go on? 🤯
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Chicagooooo, next week I’m headlining Zanies! See you there mother fuckers BrendanSagalow.com for tixxxx
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Even though Florida's governor is a piece of 💩, let's hope he and his fellow Floridians are safe! 👍🏻
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#FairgroundSongsOrFilms Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
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