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Whenever I shave my beard I go from "about to invade your town on horseback" to "about to get punched in the face for smiling too much"
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So happy with this rug I made. Can’t wait to clean it up.
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can this guy leave me alone
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πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ what
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evil adele be like bye
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zuck rn
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this bomber looks like pixellated space invaders in the sky
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the perfect resignation letter
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dracula: crap, the fridge quit taylor swift: and now we got bad blood
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a tiktok was circulating claiming that turmeric powder baths help remove fleas and people tried it. turns out it does work but it also dyes your cat yellow.
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whole milk is 100% milk. 2% milk is 2% milk and 98% also milk. skim milk is 0% milk but somehow also 100% milk. hope this helps
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They’re just making up taxes at this point
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the contrast of bamboo and pine
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The prophesy Reality
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these maple leaves arranged in order of fall colors give me life
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ok so whatify told you that i can finally clear up all the β€œSpotify or Shopify” business *clears throat* 🎢 Artists on Spotify can now connect their Shopify store to show off their sweetest merch and hottest drops right on their Spotify profile - just like @remiwolf πŸ‘‡
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That time I thought a horse with a blanket was Batman.
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Explain a movie plot badly, I’ll go first: Grimace collects six rocks
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