Sane on streets a lunatic in the tweets DM β›”οΈβš οΈat your peril #Columnist #Pundit #BodyPositive Erratic NOT Erotic. ❀️Unavailable❀️ Personal account 😻😻

Cork, Ireland
Joined October 2012
Polite request : I’m here for banter and a laugh. If your timeline is awash with genitalia or your user name is for example milf-mangler507 or GirthyBloke608 then please don’t follow me. It’s not that hard folks … pun intended
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Good morning tweeties! What are you all wearing? Good vibes?
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Once you finish applying eye cream rub any excess around your lips. πŸ₯°
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Or as we say in Cork … act the gom and you can’t go wrong πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ˜¬
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Ladies @dunnesstores have super comfy leather leggings for €15 up to size 18
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There’s no fishy smell from them and they have a nice little slit at the end making them perfect for sandals or boots
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The waistband is thick and holds them up perfectly and they are high enough rise
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I’ll tell you what I hate .. men with their wives in the underwear department…yes Barry I realise your wife is buying the grey multipack but let me peruse in peace if I want your opinion I’ll ask you absolute dirty article
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Like I went in for a thermal vest 🀣🀣🀣🀣 but got waylaid looking at other stuff
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Ok so like
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Me trying to read the menu in the Chinese after a bottle of Cava
When your arl fella is trying to force a fart out to make you laugh
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I cannot tell you how much joy it’s giving me hearing you describe your voices ! And the DM voice notes are cracking 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Thank god for face masks in the shop I just swerved an ex there! The dude that followed me to Ayia Napa! 🀣
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Three base layers for my lunch time trip and a pair of Bridget Jones up to my kidneys. Think I might need a hot choc too πŸ₯°
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Ok this thread is hilarious! I now invite you all to voice note! I’ll open the DMs if you’re too shy πŸ€£πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
Describe your voice ? I sound like a 70 year old heavy smoker down a wishing well
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Imagine that. 36 and his first thought is puttying his hand up her top like a third year disco. There are literally boobs everywhere! What a time to be alive ( not in a good way)
A 36 year old man on tinder just asked me when he could meet the twins. As I don’t have at kids I’m guessing he’s referring to my tits. And they say romance is dead
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Mary πŸ‘‘β€οΈπŸ’‹βœ¨β˜˜οΈ retweeted
Shocked, thrilled and humbled to be announced as this year's @irishredcross Humanitarian of the year. And super proud that @shonadotie also won an award for Innovation for Change. So proud of our gorgeous team. 😍
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Describe your voice ? I sound like a 70 year old heavy smoker down a wishing well
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