Host of the God Pod. Creator of the Universe. Thee/Thou/Them.

Joined September 2011
If you made a dating app for Gods, what would you call it?
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What songs are constantly being played in Purgatory?
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Anyone can do this. I started God-ing in my garage with just a few angels and now look at me!
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Selling the Bible as an NFT, Not a Fairy Tale.
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Today would be a good day to end the fucking filibuster.
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I’m just gonna start taking really long bathroom breaks.
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There are no naps in Heaven. No one sleeps ever. Still wanna come?
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What would you eat for your last supper?
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During a medical emergency, you never hear anyone yell, “IS ANYONE HERE A GOD?”
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Everyone has an ancestor that lived around the time of Jesus' crucifixion...And nobody did anything to stop it.
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I’ve blasphemed myself so many times I’m probably going to hell.
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Updating My resume. What would you say are My soft skills?
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Thinking I might order some bouncy castles for the rapture.
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"Don't Drink Pee, Dammit!" Full episode: kite.link/dontdrinkpee
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"God Returns From Vacation To Smite The Wicked" Full episode, yo: kite.link/smite
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What about replacing the wafers and wine with salsa and chips and margaritas?
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Build a golden calf. I dare you.
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It ain’t over till it’s over, folks. But it’s pretty much over.
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Remember when that book Heaven is Real turned out to be fake?
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