Fort Worth, TX
Joined March 2014
In a letter to his wife, Robert E Lee once stated, "I love losing and these idiots will never know. This is all a big joke to me. I can't even read a map."
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when you're crafting trump-related theories it is imperative to centralize in your mind the fact that he is a moron
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What’s scary is that all of this could happen to any of us who stole nuclear documents.
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Classic Donnie-that quintessential Donald Trump stuff we love to love–to get every Republican elected official on the record calling the FBI the gestapo and then get caught with bunch of diagrams labeled “nuclear aircraft carrier exhaust port–fatal flaw (valuable secret)”
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That Harry Caray hologram
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¡¡𝗛𝗔𝗭𝗔𝗡̃𝗔 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢́𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗔!! 🌋🇵🇪 ¡FBC Melgar eliminó por penales a Inter 𝗘𝗡 𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗜𝗟 y clasifica por 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗔 𝗩𝗘𝗭 en su historia a las semifinales de la Copa Sudamericana! ¡Tremendo Cáceda! 🤩 ¡Celebra Arequipa y todo el Perú! @MelgarOficial 👏
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I wonder how many migrant slave workers died building this beautiful stadium.
The 80,000-capacity Lusail Stadium in Doha, Qatar will be the site for the World Cup final
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Nothing cooler than taking your kid to the doctor getting called to the back right at your appt time then going in the room and having to wait for 45 minutes
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When your parents checked to make sure you were sleeping
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the opening riff of Chattahoochee could kill a small Victorian child
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Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough
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GOD: If I take away all of Job’s blessings, I don’t think he’ll blaspheme. But I want to be sure. NATHAN FIELDER: Okay.
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guy who has only been to ikea, walking into his second furniture store: can’t wait to eat the meatballs here
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remembering this banger
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the best part about living with my gf is now i eat so many new, exotic foods i never ate before like yogurt or lettuce or breakfast
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firefly being good had nothing to do with joss whedon it was a western in space that somehow managed to cast nathan fillion, summer glau, alan tudyk, morena baccarin, gina torres + jewel staite and adam baldwin in 2002
so funny how everyone has to pretend to not like joss whedon's writing style because he was revealed to be a huge weirdo and creep, i'm old enough to remember you freaks loving that stuff, you all thought firefly was epic, you can't fool me
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Looking to connect soccer people with soccer jobs, RTs appreciated: Looking for TWO early career (2-3 years experience) social media managers/content creators. Must have a strong knowledge/interest in European club soccer AND/OR women's soccer and grassroots. Help me help you!
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White women prolly the ones that named it doggy style.
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My dad wants me to visit him in the uae in the next 2 weeks to start a business like im fucking Paul Atreides in Dune
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JUST WALKED OUT OF JEREMYS PLACE IN DA MIDDLE OF A STORY
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liking a tweet from someone i’ve followed for years but have never met, or really even interacted with much, and whose name i do not know: god i’m so glad he got this job. i know he could use the higher pay after his wife got laid off back in february
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