most likely analyzing your behavior

Chicago, IL
Joined February 2011
I’m going to be strung out on americanos with this new ninja coffee maker
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Honestly, what the fck? About everything.
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we turn the living room into a rave when we watch euphoria in this apartment
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realizing I can’t watch my shows until Monday
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Skiing is fun and all but it’s -6°
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Igor making appearances
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that 10 seconds of fame feeling when the Peloton instructor said ADAM FROM CHIIII TOWN get it get it 💫
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I yawned while on a zoom and my coworker said “oh am I boring you?”Yeah you are you troll
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one of the most vulnerable moments is standing in the freezing cold trying to open your dog’s poop bag
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as I was slipping to my death on the ice Greg attempted to save me by grabbing my hoodie thus choking me on my way down. I wish I could get that on video
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The entire city of Chicago is one giant sheet of ice today 🧊
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I love my friends 😭
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one friend thought I just died and my other friend knew I was home because the two stop Uber confirmed it. The way post covid bday brunch killed me 😮‍💨
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Google casually telling me the wind chill is -15° this morning and I said stfu I hate it here and she said “I will miss you” she’s over me
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And just like that, I’m 30
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just picture two gay doggy dad vegetarians boiling chicken for their sick dog and truly not know what the hell they are doing 😅😅
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the way I’ve FaceTimed @royce______ 27 times since I’ve been sentenced to quarantine in my room. how has he not killed me yet?
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me reading my positive test results with a fever and chills
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