Parent, Carer, ‘Bloody Cyclist’, Photographer and Gadget freak. Senior Product Manager Fintech

Bristol
Joined February 2009
.#TST2 crewed with @ASPSpecials patrolling in Thornbury when this vehicle activated #ANPR NO Insurance NO Tax NO MOT = @OpTutelage Driver already has 15 points on his licence. Vehicle seized & driver reported to court @DriveInsured @SimonFrenchMIB @PaulFarleyMIB @ASPSouthGlos
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Love this, mad, impractical, but brilliant
This is how you can redesign your bike if an accident breaks one wheel in half. Some fantasy and some math can lead to a simple equation: 0.5 х 2 = 1 Wheel [full video, making of: buff.ly/3u0VA0w]
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Good luck Ed..
ED Cocks has been elected on a countback to replace recently resigned Liberal member Giulia Jones in the ACT Legislative Assembly. citynews.com.au/2022/ed-cock…
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File under 'you could not make this up'
Guy wandering around in body armor with an AR-15 caused multiple 911 calls, cops came but determined what he was doing was legal under Oklahoma's "constitutional carry" law, but arrested him because he was in possession of brass knuckles, which are illegal tulsaworld.com/news/local/cr…
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There's a traffic light in Germany, where you can play Pong with the player on the other side to make waiting fun [read more: ind.pn/2CbAQpr]
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Executive summary on how bike riders can make other people happy.
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This is one of a set of ‘cut out and keep’ Boris Johnson affair specials, includes Jen Acuri and many, many, many more. Complete the set before he has another one.
Rumour of a @BorisJohnson super injunction launched to stop this story. So please don’t read it or share it. Thank you.
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En prendre plein la gueule (avec bonheur).
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Replying to @CyclingInASkirt
I drive a taxi for a living. I also cycle. I can honestly say I see more dangerous dickhead drivers in cars and vans than I do cyclists 🤷‍♂️ I get delayed more by road closures due to cars diving into each other, or by congestion. Again caused by cars it's a #carsewer out there
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Do you know someone who was on holiday in Sanday at the end of May, who has now gone home to Ealing in west London? They might - without realising it - have taken a bird tracker with them, which fell off an oystercatcher. And it's been tracking their every move. (1/2)
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Can all those who want to leave the ECHR please tell me which of these rights you are happy not to apply to you and your family.
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When giving fake details to make it look like you’ve got a (fake) insurance policy, make sure the person whose details you’ve used isn’t banned from driving 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Tell me you’ve never ridden a bike in traffic, without riding a bike in traffic.
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Over to you Jacob...........
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If only whipped MP’s read the cut n paste before tweeting - “Now we’re past Covid and Brexit, blah blah blah, Ukraine, blah blah blah, huge tax rises, blah blah blah, massive rise in food banks, blah blah blah, sewage into rivers, blah, blah, wait, WHAT!!!!”
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Only my dad would bring what he thought was a camping chair all the way to Knebworth for LG but turns out it’s actually a washing line 🙃 @liamgallagher #Knebworth
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Replying to @NadineDorries
Tories 2021: "There was no booze" Tories 2022: "There were no boos"
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It doesn’t look that happy to be honest
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The entire highway code in 25secs, watch to the very, very end
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The same people that criticise are the ones who’s fallback is ‘charity starts at home’, keen to point out, less keen to help out.
Ok I’ve snapped. I’m tired of the ‘millionaire’ claims and people claiming that authors get paid the full price that’s printed on the jacket of their books. I’m gonna break it down for you exactly how being an author works, once and for all.
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