🏴🐐 Probably shouldn't listen to me. Founder/CEO Tyrell Corporation. More Human Than Human™

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Joined December 2020
oh god how did i get here im not good with computer
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Said another way -- if you think the average developer has any idea what's in the JavaDoc of any of the 200+ average libraries they use, well -- I admire your optimism.
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where's celebrity deathmatch when you need it
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you never run faster than when you're running away from the problems in the code you wrote yourself
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Never fails to amaze me how open, honest and genuine this guy is. Worth a listen.
Today I'm on the @corecursive podcast! 🤓🎙️ We talked in depth about the history behind SerenityOS and my dream to replicate the magic of Apple's cathedral development style in a fully open source environment. 🐞 Audio & transcript available here: corecursive.com/serenity-os-…
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why doesn't spotify have a visualizer like the old windows xp media player why do I pay for this shit
Picard and Riker are two separate, but both still very valid moods.
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do borg pee
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I just wanna do hoodrat shit with my friends
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Picard management tip: If you're on red alert every day, then red alert means nothing.
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Picard happiness tip: Spend as much time as you can with your soulmate, as I have done with Gandalf.
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was consistently told growing up that we’d never get jobs if we cursed online. now the cheerio’s account says “choke and die, tacky bitch” to lucky charms on here and it’s just how we live. incredible.
Do they just think that kids are spies smuggling microfilm inside a hollowed out ajax container? Also, I'd have a firm talk with my kid about the kind of beer they're drinking. Budweiser? Come on, son. I raised you better.
Do you know how to properly search your child's room? 🤔👀📦 If not, stick around for our first episode of #ParentAware with Sgt. Gunsolley. Remember: 🌱To support and guide pre-teens and teenagers, you need to monitor what’s happening in their lives.
So I finally found out caviar tastes like lake water smells. I don't know what I expected.
nah but for real though, I'm still thinking about this. How the actual fuck can you miss the many, many lessons and ideals Star Trek taught so hard? Dude was already an asshat, but his just confirmed it even more. Picard is the best captain.
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