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im so serious… “righty tighty and lefty loosey” is the most useful universal law created
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That one friend who’s chill as fuck but is harboring a deep indescribable sadness
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Older siblings: my baby brother The baby: a 25 year old
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had a dream where this was the cover to The Great Gatsby and now I can’t get it out of my head
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u call it alcoholism i call it committing to the bit
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i understand how my mom feels about the 70s like i get it now
10 years ago today, one direction released 'live while we're young'
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I have a kink and fetish for guys being nice to me
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if i leave the house without chapstick i stop right in my tracks and fall to my knees. how could this happen to me… i’ve always been so careful…
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after almost six months of my check engine light bein on i’m happy to announce is jus went off by itself. problem solved
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hey doctor can you give me 2 bottles of adderall this month my friend wants some
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twitter gf no social media bf
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fuck astrology who your main in mario kart
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