(eats exactly one apple) where is my health you wretched orb

9:58 AM Β· Jun 23, 2019

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(eats a leaf of kale) why am I not immortal
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i ate the salad, i did all i was supposed to...
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i ate all these vegetables why did it make me gassy instead of having huge muscles immediately
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Boosts max health, doesn't recover it.
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This tweet speaks to me on a whole new level 🀣
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I ate the crunchy orb, I drank the sky pee, give me my serotonin you blasted head-goop
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adds *wretched orb* to list of future twitter handles..
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