working class clown (alt for pals: @undergroundbek)

Nashville, TN
Joined February 2014
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bro when the FUCK are u gonna realize that vienna waits for you
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very predictable which “they’re gonna find a way to get one anyway so we might as well make it legal” argument is upheld by the american government
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it is truly the thrill of a lifetime to be reminded every couple months that we might as well be livestock to the people in charge
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Supreme Court my ass
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if a guy has a big ole knife up against ur throat all u have to do is vote, vote, vote :)
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just made avocado toast on a baguette and it was so good i think i’m gonna go back to church
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He's a 10, but he doesn't put his cart back in the rack bc that's "someone's job"
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Kate Bush wrote Running Up That Hill, produced Running Up That Hill and owns 100% of its songwriting, publishing and licensing rights. Basically, Kate Bush is currently making around £250,000 a week from one song she released in 1985.
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swamp (and i cannot stress this enough) ass
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bro they’re loving ur ass in the replies. they’re saying complimentary things like i’ve never seen before
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*punching the wall* i should’ve been there with her
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no one on twitter has anything new to say. whereas today the girl on the machine next to me at pilates told me she is "addicted to breakfast"
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years ago a guy rejected me but reassured me that he thought i was really funny and i was like ohhh thank you so much for saying that
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The 'Knives Out' sequel is officially titled 'Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery' Releasing this Holiday season
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Bill Hader folks!
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i’m at the clown motel. i’m at the cemetery. i’m at the combination clown motel and cemetery
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this is one of the best tiktoks i’ve ever watched
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WHIPPED my car around to snap this
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ur guitar gently weeps? that’s weird haha mine loudly barks
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